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Lincoln finds fake dog poop and Luan claims she doesn't have any.

She chases Leni around the house dangling a rubber spider in front of her again.

She also threw a pie at Lincoln in order to show her refusal to go green. Luan: "Actually, I'm starting to see the a-peel!"

Lincoln: "Luan, instead of wasting all that energy making more pies, why not get some comedy out of your leftover banana peels?".

"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!".

"Maybe because you made more clogs than a Dutch shoe factory!".

Coconuts." "Without me, you're just a hand!" "Hey! I bring the funny! You're always-". Coconuts, but your delivery was a little wooden." How do you make an egg roll?" "You push it!" "Good one, Mr.

"How do you make an egg roll?" "I don't know.

"Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was a head, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.".

She puts a banana peel on the floor where Leni slipped.

Luan: "What's your favorite Hawaiian platter?"

Luan: "Say, Lily, who's your favorite singer? Lady.".

"Science fiction stinks, and that's a science fact.".

She squirts Lincoln with water from her pool noodle like an elephant's trunk.

pool our money to get this one! That's using your noodle! Ow."

Lori: "Well, little bro, you had such a good idea in buying your pool, we decided to.".

"Hey, Lynn, can you grab that bag of peas? Peas and thank you!".

Leni: "Hey, Linc, want to chill with us?".

Luan: "That's your punchline? You really need to work on your delivery." Luan: "TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! TO RUN AWAY FROM THE COOK! TO PROVE HE'S NO CHICKEN!" ĭelivery Man: "Delivery man."ĭelivery Man: "Come on, kid, it's raining!"

Lincoln: "Why did the chicken cross the road?".

"Hey, guys, why can't a comedian tell a dirty laundry joke? 'Cause it always comes out clean!".

Luan: "I nose just what this picture needs.".

Clearly it's a bust of German philosopher Immanuel Kant."

"I'd make a joke about fighting, but I can't think of a good punchline." "Get it? Get it?".

"Hey, look! I'm at a floss for words!".

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!" "I would talk trash, but I refuse." "Now we're both on a roll!" "If you vote for Dairyland, you'll have two percent more fun!"."You're welcome!" "I'll see you soon at America's favorite dairy themed a-moo-sement park!"."And finally, the motion to ration shampoo due to chronic shortages passed.She tried this on Lincoln, Lori, and Leni, but Lincoln stopped them all. She sets up buckets of water on the edges of surfaces like doors and the car to soak any unsuspecting people.

"Oh, come on! I thought we were pails!" Get it? Get it?".Lincoln: "You take away his credit card!" Luan: "How do you stop a rhino from charging?"."Oh, we'll see about that! Pailure is not an option!".In a previous road trip, she hits Lincoln with a pillow while he's reading and says "Airbag deployed!" She then laughs.She chases Leni around the house dangling a rubber spider in front of her.Luan: "Accelerator? Don't you mean gas?" "Get it?" Lincoln: "And Luan's whoopee cushion is the accelerator."."I said comedy gold, not digging for gold."."You're so ugly, you have to trick-or-treat over the phone!"."You're so dumb you locked yourself inside your car."."If I were you, I'd go for the baboon." (This was the punchline she hadn't thought of a setup yet.)."Hey! Did you hear the one about the thief who stole a calendar? He got twelve months!" "Get it?"."There's nothing funny about this situation.I thought I was staying in tonight, but I guess I'm going out!" Luan: "That's the brightest idea you've had all day!" Lori: "All right, all right! Come on, Luan."I always knew I was the light of your life.".Luan: "So anyway, what did one light bulb say to the other?"."Hey! I know why the lights went out! Cause they liked each other!" "Get it? Get it?".This page is a comprehensive list of Luan Loud's puns, pranks and jokes, sorted by episodes from the Shorts, Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, and Season 7. 25 The Loud House & Casagrandes Summer Cookout Guide.23 Top 9 Loud House Conspiracy Theories.11 Thanksgiving Seating Arrangement Trouble.10 The Loud House April Fools' Interactive Guide.